Just fuck an escort if you are so horny and an unfaithful piece of shit. Having an affair with an employee and a business partner is the dumbest thing you can do as a CEO.
I don’t know. Elon has done some retarded shit.
business partner is the dumbest
Spy is actually dumber
Can totally handle thirds, about now.
huang got an active wang.
The whole thing - from the jacket to putting is little huang werever he could - stinks of mid-life crisis mixed with the kind of entitlement and priviledge billioniares have in this society.
Hope his wife of 40s years takes him to the cleaners.
bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.
a bit of a horndog and cheating bastard, but who expected a saint?! this guy is a CEO he would sell his soul for a increase in stock value.
I’m not upset at all about the infidelity. But judging from this thread, I guess people care a lot about if he is faithful or not.
I think it may be a lot of virtue signaling also, as usual. But it’s a fact that a lot of people are unfaithful.
Perhaps marriage is not a great idea in general if a lot of people are not happy in it. Usually the decision to marry comes early in a relationship, within a few years. Then reality hits that its not as exciting as they thought after a few years, and perhaps the attraction dies.
I think a lot of guys would cheat with a woman like this, and if they would, I dont think its authentic to judge Jensen for that part.
billionaire not fucking kids
As far as we know
Give it time, we’ve just started investigating.
Fucking a spy who targeted him is a restraint problem. Fucking a second woman at work who wasn’t paid to seduce is a serious restraint problem.
A serious restraining problem and unlimited privilege make for sketchy waters.
bit refreshing seeing a billionaire not fucking kids.
So far… I convinced than 99,9% of the bilionaries have one of those secret places epstein style to do things who would make the the movie “Hostel” look like a pg13 shopping mall movie
Also an alleged chinese spy, or why is this important?
Getting seduced by someone trained to do it is a functionally different lack of restraint than fucking a report.
How much more evidence do we need until we finally understand that older men are the worst choice for leading positions because they have trouble to keep their pants up and tend to think with their penis?
So, all men? I guess, unless they’re asexual, which is rare?
gr8 generalization m8
gr8-g12n-m8
is this not a distraction, from one of his family members getting in trouble from the law?
I’m starting to think this guy might have too much free time. Perhaps been a tech CEO isn’t all that demanding.
Yeah but SuperIntellience™ can’t wear a sick leather jacket and and wreck itself with Chinese honeypots. Okay, well maybe it can do that second one, but it doesn’t have a leather jacket, probably.
Signing a bra makes so much sense now. That felt so weird compared to the persona he presented when talking.
Really? It seemed right in line for me.
He just seemed focused on his company than someone like bezos for example
Crap. What the hell has this guy been doing…
This guy fucks everyone on the planet. Every fund has Nvidia stocks. He literally fucked everyone.
He fucked the complete hardware market, so in a way, he did indeed fuck us all.
Wait until you hear about Charles Lindbergh.
And well, what do you expect from someone who is extremely competent in telling people what they want to believe?
First, you get the leather jacket. Then, you get the money. Then, you get the girls.
And then, the girls crash the global AI bubble earlier and in a more dramatic fashion than anyone anticipated.
Huang did all this while being married for 40 years to a woman who supported him and who he made co-trustee of all his shares in NVidia.
She holds all the cards, and we’re going to find out about all his lurid affairs one by one. Take half and sell. Make him pay for it.
It’s a reflection of the business - Nvidia’s specialty is running multiple tasks in parallel.
I’m thinking Huang fucking everybody is pretty representative of how NVIDIA treats its retail customers.
This guy fucks
Memes you can hear, regardless of the fact that it was always a picture.
Did he do Laura?
What’s the context?
Bush getting told that a second plane hit the WTC.
Anyone’s opinions on bush aside. The absolute composure for any leader to maintain and not panic or flinch over such news in front of children and maintain themselves is impressive.
Credit where credit is due bush absolutely managed receiving that news like a champ here. His mind must be racist a million miles a min.
Most likely because he didn’t fully understand the implications. He isn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.
His mind must be racist a million miles a min.
Not sure if typo or joke, but still funny.
Type o left because it makes a good joke.
Lol
Wasn’t this were he was told a second plane hit the other tower? So it was clear it was a terrorist atrack by then.
What a fabulous type-o
I was like… But I reread that twice how is there a type o. Im on a new smaller phone so I’m getting use to the keyboard and auto correct has been fighting me lately. So I’ve been extra vigilant.
I can’t believe I fucking missed that. It took me two MORE rereads to see it.
My brain just refused to see it as a type o I guess.
Auto correct forever my best friend and enemy.
But the real question is do I just leave it? I think I just leave it…
You accidentally summarized the turning point of the Bush jr. presidency perfectly, absolutely do not change it!
Not to open the conspiracy can of worms but this implies Bush had no reason to expect a terrorist attack on American soil, which he absolutely was aware of the high possibility of, and allegedly conveniently neglected to do anything about lol.
It’s one thing to expect something, it’s another thing to hold your composure around kids when that expectation comes true.
I don’t give a fuck who you are or how well prepared you are. When shit hits the fan NO ONE is ever truly ready.
Lol exactly what I opened the comments for, and it’s right up top 👌
Everybody mocked the jacket and yet the results speak for themselves.
Yes I’m sure it has nothing to do with his mountains of wealth and access to trade secrets lmao
I thought it was cool and didn’t mock it. But I remember he said his wife picked it out. What a shit show.
Yeah, it always seemed like a cheap shot but just some fun.
I have said it for a long while, mocking someone appearance usually comes after they figure out the person. People wouldn’t give a damn what Trump looks like if he was a nice guy. That he is a sleep paralysis demon manifest means his appearance it open game for mockery.
With Huang, we mocked the jacket because we didn’t like what he was doing elsewhere.
Yeah that’s very true. I strangely feel a mix of humor and horror over the Nvidia affair since I have a stock fund with a lot of Nvidia included. But almost everyone does so I guess we are in shared misery over this.
Bring back Wilsons Leather stores at the mall!
