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  • Turf grass. It’s the stupidest crop ever cultivated by humanity.

    Lawns are an 17th century European fashion trend. We poison the soil with herbicides to defend grass. We poison the water with fertilizers to feed grass. Many US households through HOAs or zoning regulations are legally required to cultivate and martian grass. Grass doesn’t feed anyone, except the insects that die soon afterwards from all the poison.











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    Ronald Reagan had the best ‘in soviet Russia’ jokes.

    Here is one paraphrased from memory:

    A man in Moscow goes to the car dealership to buy a new car. After everything is arranged, the dealer tells comrade that his car will be delivered in 9 months. The man asks, in the morning, or the afternoon?

    Why do you care comrade? It’s 9 months from now. Well, the man says, the plumber is coming in the morning.