I’m not sure I’m succeeding, but I’m trying hard to be good to her. She’s the best person I know.

Last time I touched grass, I hyperextended my already injured ankle. I’m super tentative about that kind of thing now.

I dated and married.

I love the story of how I met my now-wife. It was on IRC. When I was trying to start to meet women, I never would have guessed that that would be how I met my future wife.

Financial and health institutions are famously behind the times.

Lemmy is the only place I’ve seen EBCDIC referenced, other than the college class that introduced me to it.

Lemmy is for sure the only place where I’ve seen a JOKE about it. Nerd.

I like you.

I thought you were starting a YAML file.

Also, your post is relatable. I wanted to make a (edit: obviously uncreative) post about how the OP would never know because I’d deleted my post, but couldn’t figure out a good way to make it funny.

As a premier member of the Seinfeld cast, I imagine you see a lot of residuals, so I can understood why you’d keep mum.

No, you’re me.

You know, I’m not sure whether to be insulted or flattered … But I don’t disagree.

All of my skills are devops or sysadmin related.

It’s been a while, but I used to regularly get emails inviting me to apply to be a Wendy’s manager. I doubt I would have been good at that.

I used to drive a Ford Flex. I was frequently assured of its weirdness.

I like “growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.”

Obviously that’s just restating your comment and I’m not trying to diminish your version in any way. This is just the way I heard it and I wanted to share.

Looks like Mojave does one comment above you.

I don’t know yet how to link to a user.

Thank you for the information!

Also, I infer from your response that you also remember that part of Red Dwarf, which is awesome.

Maybe.

I’m only familiar with the term “BSc” from Red Dwarf, wherein it’s eventually revealed to mean “bronze swimming certificate”; however, from the context of the joke in the novel (and I think the show, don’t remember for sure), I assume it has some more impressive meaning in other uses.

Given the origins of that series, I was guessing British, but that doesn’t limit it much. My cultural ignorance is preventing me from forming a meaningful theory.

edit: I’m sorry, I thought this was a response to another comment I made, making my response 100% irrelevant. Please feel free to disregard.

edit 2: Though I guess the last line of my unedited comment still applies.

So where do you work?

edit: Though, based on some of the terms you used and the fact that you got a favorable employment agreement, I doubt it’s a country that would consider me.

I want to upvote this, but … Why did you have to shorten “relatives”?

They didn’t, they’re just in the Delaware/Maryland/Virginia area.

I thought maybe it was a weird form of throwing up the horns.

In my experience, kanban and agile might technically prevent an employee from doing nothing, but they also might very well facilitate someone doing nothing productive.

https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-haymaker-you-if-you-mention-agile-again/

I’m not suggesting he didn’t.