Ah, finally, someone with actual feedback instead of the usual grunts of disapproval. Thank you for pointing that out—I’ll tone down the bold and italic formatting to make it less of an eyesore.

Oh, the irony of complaining about formatting while your comment reads like a toddler’s first internet rage. If reading hurts you that much, maybe stick to picture books—or better yet, crayons. They’re more your speed.

“Ugly, didn’t read”? That’s rich coming from someone whose intellectual peak is probably reading their own username out loud. Don’t worry—brevity suits you. It’s not like you could handle a full paragraph

Elon’s talent scout strikes again—plucking cyber-grifters from the ”DDoS daycare” alumni. Marshal “BackConnect” Webb: architect of IP hijacks, now Musk’s crypto crony. Peak nepo-baby meets cyber-shenanigans.

Remember when Krebs exposed his sketchy little empire? Cue the ”biggest DDoS ever”—four days of digital tantrums because someone’s feefees got hurt. Pathetic.

The Com™️: where ethics go to die and grifters get diplomas. But hey, keep simping for the “disruptors”—they’re only disrupting basic human decency.

Shoutout to Internet Archive—the only ones keeping these clowns accountable. The rest of us? Just circus peanuts.

Oh look, another tech giant treating open knowledge initiatives like their personal data buffet. Let me translate this corporate nonsense for you:

Meta: “We need training data for our AI!” Also Meta: Let’s leech 81.7TB from a community project without contributing anything back.

The absolute audacity of downloading terabytes through torrents while their employees were internally admitting it was “legally problematic”. And the best part? They couldn’t even be bothered to seed properly - just grab and go, classic corporate behavior.

Remember when companies actually contributed to open source instead of just parasitically consuming it? But no, they’d rather burden volunteer-run projects with massive bandwidth costs while their lawyers probably bill more per hour than these projects’ entire monthly budget.

Pro tip Meta: If you’re going to pilfer knowledge from the commons, at least seed back properly. Your “move fast and break things” motto isn’t supposed to apply to community archives.

In September '24, Mossad rigged thousands of Hezbollah pagers with explosives, detonating them across Lebanon and Syria. The result? 37 dead, including an 8-year-old girl and 11-year-old boy, 3,000+ maimed—faces melted, eyes gouged, hands vaporized. Civilians bled out in streets as Netanyahu preened about “technological superiority.” The UN called it a war crime, but here’s Bibi, giggling as he gifts Trump the golden detonator plaque—“Press with both hands,” the same message that flashed before body parts rained down.

Trump’s response? “That was a great operation”—because nothing tickles his depravity like dead Arab children. Swap the pager for a scalp necklace and the message is identical: Look what we butchered for you. Their mutual adoration is a hate-braid of imperialism: Netanyahu greenlights slaughter, Trump rubber-stamps it, and both jackals feed on the carcasses.

Lebanon reels from 200+ children killed by Israeli strikes since September, but who cares? The “greatest ally” plaque now hangs in Mar-a-Lago’s Hall of Ghouls, between Melania’s migraine pills and Ivanka’s child separation policy blueprints.

These aren’t statesmen. They’re arsonists trading matches in a burning orphanage.