*Elon’s talent scout strikes again—plucking cyber-grifters from the “DDoS daycare” alumni. Marshal “BackConnect” Webb: architect of IP hijacks, now Musk’s crypto crony. Peak nepo-baby meets cyber-shenanigans.
Remember when Krebs exposed his sketchy little empire? Cue the “biggest DDoS ever”—four days of digital tantrums because someone’s feelings got hurt. Pathetic.
The Com™️: where ethics go to die and grifters get diplomas. But hey, keep simping for the “disruptors”—they’re only disrupting basic human decency.
Shoutout to Internet Archive—the only ones keeping these clowns accountable. The rest of us? Just circus peanuts.
edit: toned down bold and italics, it does indeed look like crap on some droid clients
“Ugly, didn’t read”? That’s rich coming from someone whose intellectual peak is probably reading their own username out loud. Don’t worry—brevity suits you. It’s not like you could handle a full paragraph
Ah, the irony of calling something “crap” while contributing nothing but playground insults. Your vocabulary’s as sharp as a wet sponge, and your wit? Nonexistent. If you’re going to embarrass yourself in public, at least make it entertaining. Otherwise, spare us the effort of scrolling past your verbal flatulence.
@meowmeowbeanz@MedicPigBabySaver i have to agree with him on your text, I also cant read it… Peraphs its because I am reading it in dark mode, but its realy harr to not skip it
Ah, finally, someone with actual feedback instead of the usual grunts of disapproval. Thank you for pointing that out—I’ll tone down the bold and italic formatting to make it less of an eyesore.
Oh, the irony of complaining about formatting while your comment reads like a toddler’s first internet rage. If reading hurts you that much, maybe stick to picture books—or better yet, crayons. They’re more your speed.
*Elon’s talent scout strikes again—plucking cyber-grifters from the “DDoS daycare” alumni. Marshal “BackConnect” Webb: architect of IP hijacks, now Musk’s crypto crony. Peak nepo-baby meets cyber-shenanigans.
Remember when Krebs exposed his sketchy little empire? Cue the “biggest DDoS ever”—four days of digital tantrums because someone’s feelings got hurt. Pathetic.
The Com™️: where ethics go to die and grifters get diplomas. But hey, keep simping for the “disruptors”—they’re only disrupting basic human decency.
Shoutout to Internet Archive—the only ones keeping these clowns accountable. The rest of us? Just circus peanuts.
edit: toned down bold and italics, it does indeed look like crap on some droid clients
Wow, that formatting is giving people cancer just from reading it…
So, we need “U;DR”, for ugly, didn’t read.
“Ugly, didn’t read”? That’s rich coming from someone whose intellectual peak is probably reading their own username out loud. Don’t worry—brevity suits you. It’s not like you could handle a full paragraph
Okie dokie, dipshit. Keep posting crap people won’t even read.
Ah, the irony of calling something “crap” while contributing nothing but playground insults. Your vocabulary’s as sharp as a wet sponge, and your wit? Nonexistent. If you’re going to embarrass yourself in public, at least make it entertaining. Otherwise, spare us the effort of scrolling past your verbal flatulence.
@meowmeowbeanz @MedicPigBabySaver i have to agree with him on your text, I also cant read it… Peraphs its because I am reading it in dark mode, but its realy harr to not skip it
Ah, finally, someone with actual feedback instead of the usual grunts of disapproval. Thank you for pointing that out—I’ll tone down the bold and italic formatting to make it less of an eyesore.
Oh, the irony of complaining about formatting while your comment reads like a toddler’s first internet rage. If reading hurts you that much, maybe stick to picture books—or better yet, crayons. They’re more your speed.