So true, and it’s name should be the Super American Ocean!

Watched “The Birds” on TV as a kid and it freaked me out so much that I had to look under my bed every night for a few days to make sure there were no sea gulls under there.

Because of their media bubble, they’re still raging that grocery stores got rid of single use plastic bags, incandescent light bulbs have been replaced by LEDs, pronouns, electric cars (they’re bad), and being asked to turn their air conditioners up during heatwaves to avoid brown outs.

Make every state add “of America” to its’ name and be done with it. Then we can move on to renaming every county, city, town, suburb, village, and burg.

New And Improved America. Tastes great, less filling!

“Super York” if there is any consistency at all to his renaming mania.

Niether a borrower nor a lender be.

That first one is hard to argue with.

I prefer to call it “New and Improved Intelligence.”

I would not recommend doing abstract art. It can be extremely satisfying to create new and interesting things seemingly out of nothing, but most people want to see depictions from the recognizable world. Because of this, it’s tough to sell and if no one wants to buy what you make, the stuff just accumulates and after a while, your unsold artworks can feel like a weight that you’re carrying.

Sam Grossman, dancing, with the hairy arms and big hands, should have his own franchise.

Why it’s called “the runs.”

While we’re at it, who needs congress or the courts?

Why not both?

What are you crying about, I gotta walk out of here alone?

If you get that much just for voting for him, imagine the riches that will be bestowed on you once he’s elected! It’s a win win!

Modest, as always, Trump felt that he owed it to the American people to finally come clean about his true, heroic activities on 9/11.