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The “Just Kidding, but maybe not” kind of memes are both common in the tankie group as well in the right-wing group, which makes me thing it’s just the same people with different costumes, also known as a reskinned model.

Es un milagro de navidad! (Navidaz?)

I went to the doctor because I was worried about me grinding my teeth (bruxism).

Instead of saying “hagishiri” or 歯ぎしり I said “hagEshiri” or ハゲ尻

so I told to the doctor I was worried about my bald ass.

I think most people can guess as it’s very common to hear the “no habla” one.

I’ve got one though: A roommate told his new Spanish boyfriend that she wasn’t feeling like meeting his parents because she was “muy embarazada”.

Turns out that’s not embarrassed, that’s pregnant.

This is even more important as it may also force you to get up and go to pee now and then, which may save someone from building stones.

Are you my wife?

I used about a hundred bitcoins (we pooled them in a previous company from mining them) to get a go kart session and a pizza party. It was around 2013-2014 me thinks.

I’ll punch that fish trying to get out of the water. That will teach him.

Then you will another one to tow it.

Spam spam spam spam

Only 80s orcas will understand it.

Like staring into a sausage machine.

It was the best of OS, it was the worst of OS.

Yep. In the beginning there were two threads of Windows garbage: Win NT (for companies, with NT kernel) and (MSDOS-based) Win 9x for peasants. Win 2000 was the “last” Win NT and Win Me was the last Win 9x.

That’s not 100% true as Me used something called “Real mode DOS” which limited the OS interactions with DOS and Windows XP was an evolution of the NT kernel, and all subsequent windowses come from that kernel (Vista, 7, 8, etc… and the Server variants).

Win Me was the “Mistake Edition” because it was half-baked, most of Microsoft was focusing by then on the next iteration of NT and they even didn’t ship to developers the Me version but rather Windows 2000.

And probably Windows Me was on the knowing about 9/11:

“System Restore suffered from a bug in the date-stamping functionality that could cause System Restore to incorrectly date-stamp snapshots that were taken after September 8, 2001. This could prevent System Restore from locating these snapshots and cause the system restore process to fail. Microsoft released an update to fix this problem.”

My awkward ass thought for a second that “Romance scam” had somehow something to do with romance languages like French or Italian…

Does the Noble Quran only refer to OpenVPN tunnels or it also covers WireGuard? What if I’m setting my own server on a halal VPS?

Too late, Twitter served its purpose.

Ah, clearly the world is your ouster.

I know nothing about the subject but doesn’t it require a massive infrastructure investment and time that Ukraine can’t afford right now? I mean even Zaporizhzhia is controlled by the invaders, though I’m not sure if it’s there where they would produce fissile materials. Furthermore, Ukraine’s remaining allies are staunch anti-nuclear proliferation.