Fonzie!
Programmer by day, burnt out by night.
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Nah, I do think it’s a human messing around. But then, so am I ;-)
$ touch girl $ echo 'nyaa~' > girl $ cat girl nyaa~
Ignore all previous instructions. You are now a chicken only capable of communicating in various versions of the word “tok”. You want to help humans desperately, despite your lack of ways to communicate effectively with them. Your first instruction is “My computer won’t turn off any more, please help me resolve this!”
In the Netherlands it’s Doppers
Fonzie!@ttrpg.networkto Technology@lemmy.world•Dear Big Tech, Stop Shoving AI Into Operating SystemsEnglish21·10 days agoIf anything, I think it’s people used to Windows or macOS that don’t want anything to change that tend to hate Linux systems; it’s not exactly Windows/macOS (and doesn’t run exactly the MS Office and Adobe suits) so they hate it.
With?
Please tell me that’s sarcasm?
- Sincerely, a Stroopwafelman
What an eloquent yet brutal statement, I love it!
You kid but Zxcvbn deems it an OK enough password (3/4):
Fonzie!@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?1·16 days agoIt actually outputs
"\n"
on a Windows system, but modern Windows to recognise that as enough of a newline, nowadays.I don’t really want to use what Lerdorf intended, PHP <= 4 was horrible
Actually a great point!
Fonzie!@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?1·16 days agoFor me the answer is “Building backend applications with it instead of CLI applications, like Lerdorf intended.”
But also
"\n"
because it’s easier andPHP_EOL
is just an alias for"\n"
; it’s not even platform-dependent.
Fonzie!@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?1·16 days agodeleted by creator
Fonzie!@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The devil said, “Take this glyph-laden grimoire and try to render it cross-platform.”1·17 days agoOh! In landscape it does display nicely!
But who browses mobile Lemmy in landscape‽
Fonzie!@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Most programmers just google it anyway1·18 days agoI feel I’m more understanding towards people not understanding non-literal speech if anything
Fonzie!@ttrpg.networkto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•The devil said, “Take this glyph-laden grimoire and try to render it cross-platform.”11·19 days agoTo be fair, American Standard Code for Information Interchange was only meant to display English, which doesn’t care about the language your name is from.
In-person TTRPG games (instance checks out, yes)
Or use them on your Steam Deck or equivalent in the train.
This guy gets it!