Tree fiddy is still king.
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A stoned dumbass with an internet connection, I say dumb shit, make shitty jokes and I will 100% call you a cunt.
The Official Unofficial Australian Ambassador to the fediverse.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What kind of situation would you have to be in to think, "I really wish there was an American here right now."English
11·1 month agoWhen I can’t find the oil I brought a few months ago.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•THE FEDIVERSE IS TOO INFECTED WITH REDDITISM!!English
4·1 month agoYou do know you can like block and filter shit on here… You have more control on what you see on the fediverse, if all you’re seeing is Reddit trash, then block and filter it, fucking complaining about content and users here is stupid.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•It is now 89 seconds to midnight. Closest it's ever been. How concerned are you about global war?English
2·1 month agoJust wait, the shockwave will get to you soon enough.
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Technology@lemmy.world•1X Neo is a $20,000 home robot that will learn chores via teleoperationEnglish
38·1 month agoSooooo some random will be controlling it… They do know half of them are just gonna be handjob machines, right?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Would the movie Donnie Darko be better without Jake Gyllenhaal?English
81·2 months agoNick Cage, that goes for any movie as well.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.English
5·2 months agoFuck, better hide my ketamine then.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.English
25·2 months agoI have a trillion dollars down in my basement you can have Elon.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Cisgender Boy Forced to Play on Girls' Sports Team Because of Birth Certificate ErrorEnglish
4·2 months agoShitpact crater.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Police officer in Greece suspended for transporting fridge in patrol carEnglish
11·2 months agoHopefully they freeze his pay.
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Technology@lemmy.world•AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck uprightEnglish
118·2 months agoHahahah wtf is this world anymore, beds getting fucked up because an internet service broke, this is the stupidest timeline.
Drinking, lots and lots of drinking. Like a fuck tonne of drinking, more than an 18 year old should be drinking, alcoholics telling me to slow down amounts of drinking.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Top Republicans stand by president's poop videoEnglish
23·2 months agoI knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What would you do if you found an infinite money/duplication glitch in real life?English
55·2 months agoShut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.
Well, change that to a big dollop of 7.
A mixture of 5 and 8, with a dash of 7 on top.
Cheers, I like to stare at it to see if I can hypnotise myself like the dad in Pete and Pete.
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Music@beehaw.org•Updated: Original KISS Guitarist ACE FREHLEY Has Died After Brain BleedEnglish
6·2 months agoThe wrong kiss died.
Rip to coolest mother fucker in Kiss.


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Do what currently brings you joy, not what you believed would.