Ohh yeah, they make one noise and we start again, I want half an hour minimum of silence from everyone, maybe they might look inside themselves and find the good person they’re hiding or I’ll get to not listen to people talk. Win win.

4’33" by John Cage repeated 15 times.

It’s all nonsense.

Yes, yes it is.

Fine, I’ll drive them into a wall at high speeds then!

Just waiting on my video interview.

It’s been 7 hours of driving random people around the city, name after name I’ll forget quick, then I see a name that brings my blood to a boil, an old bully/tormentor, I take over the car and deliver the script perfectly, he doesn’t remember my voice, why would he? We head off and he zones out staring at his phone, completely oblivious to the fact he is heading towards his doom, we come to a train line and my internet connection ‘drops’, causing the vehicle to come to a complete stop, a minute later a large train smashes into a the car, completely destroying it and killing them before I can successfully reconnect to them.

And that’s how to get away with murder.

Babylon 5, that show was brilliant and I don’t get why it gets the hate it does, if you love space courtroom drama and intergalactic diplomatic shenanigans, then Babylon 5 has you more than covered.

You want a deep multi level story? Yep got that.

Space racisim? Got that as well.

A will they won’t they love hate relationship between to opposing alien species who may or may not have killed a substantial amount of each others species? hell yeah we got that in bulk!

That show is worth the watch. If they had just the slightest bit of extra money to get better cgi, we would be talking about Babylon 5 different.

People who say you shouldn’t laugh at your own jokes are either sad, sad people or have never told a funny joke or story ever.

There’s jokes and stories I’ve been saying for 20 years that still make me laugh as I’m saying it.

Be a man, laugh at your own jokes.

That’s a pile of sausage rolls.

It’s not all bad tho, fuckin with people is fun.

Yes, I am a ghost, I don’t type I just yell at it I till something happens, it’s exhausting.

If you’re gonna take a washing machine apart and you cut all the wires, make sure you cut the main electrical plug off as well or your dumbass son (me) will plug it in and electrocute himself with it.

This George Carlin bit is relevant.

The one thing that every human has in common is their ability to complain about anything, an alien race could come and solve every single problem on earth, with every single need want or desire fulfilled and we’d still complain.

We thrive on complaining, we need to complain.

I don’t think that’s the threat she thinks it is…

You can’t run from your problems forever Sonic.

Just the headline so I can ensure I misinterpret the context fully when drunkenly ranting at my mates about it.

Just now.

Be awkward by not talking, they can’t hold your words against you if you don’t say any words.