DUMBASS
I say dumb shit.
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Settle down, it’s just a meme, no need to go nuclear.
Settle down, it’s just a meme, no need to go nuclear.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do movies always get wrong about your job/hobby?English3·18 hours agoSuperstore is the worst representation of retail work, I think they did about a week’s worth of work max during the entire series.
One of the better ones is a British show called Trolled, they at least show them doing some form of actual retail work, still shenanigans, but they never leave the store to do them besides one or 2 episodes, plus it’s a damn good comedy.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What do movies always get wrong about your job/hobby?English21·20 hours agoRetail workers spending the day doing shenanigans while barely doing any work, I’d kill for time to do some stupid time wasting shit.
Sorry I can’t join your impromptu wedding for two workers whose name I forgot.
Glad to see I’m not the only one who noticed that.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto KDE@lemmy.kde.social•Ever wondered how Akademy, the annual world summit of KDE, got its name?English13·3 days ago6 hours into a heavy LSD trip in a remote mountain town in Patagonia?
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Technology@lemmy.world•Do you trust Mark Zuckerberg to solve your loneliness with an ‘AI friend’? No, me neither.English7·4 days agoFuck I’d trust a venomous snake that I’ve stepped on to not bite me more than I’d trust the oligarchs with anything.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Are you banned from somewhere fun (casino, theme park, resort, cruise, etc)?English41·4 days agoI got banned from the monkey section of the zoo because I kept tickling the feet of those little old man looking monkeys.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kennedy sidesteps vaccine questions: ‘I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me’English2·5 days agoBut… You’re the… I… I hate this timeline.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Max, formerly HBO Max, to become HBO Max again somehowEnglish2·5 days agoHBO go max or go home now.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?English1·5 days agoYeah, I take my other cars and drive for ages, I might get shot but nothing unusual for gtao, it’s the car they attack, one person spent ages chasing me down and attacking me, I jumped out and they took the car out then came and picked me up, so it’s gotta be personal against the car.
It’s made it fun tho, trying to escape in this little car, while this near tank like vehicle comes barreling at you, sending you flying into the air.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?English1·5 days agoNah I’m all good, it’ll get answered here. I believe in the power of Lemmy.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Technology@lemmy.world•Switching Sides: What Happens When a Longtime A*****d User Goes i****e?English1·6 days agoOhh no not the big scary Android and iPhone words, better fucking censor that shit, some dumb cunt might get their dick in knot over it.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Europe@feddit.org•No evidence of genocide in Gaza, UK lawyers say in arms export caseEnglish481·6 days agoMan, I’m a fucking dumbass and even I can clearly see that there’s a fucking genocide going on in Gazza.
Take Bi bi’s balls out of your mouth.
DUMBASS@leminal.spaceto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?English4·6 days agoFinally I get an answer, thank you.
Hell yeah I do and now my meat is always cooked to perfection!
Why you angry at me? I didn’t post the meme, you need to chill out brother.