DUMBASS

I hate all these bags of hot air, they’re all partly to blame for the state of the world, both sides of that stupid fucking world.

Meanwhile me as a teen, who checked on rotten.com daily.

That’s how everyone from America seems to say it, besides Jesse Ventura who heavily emphasises the t.

Gemini is just a depressed and suicidal AI, be nice to it.

I had it completely melt down one day while messing around with its coding shit, I had to console it and tell it it’s doing good, we will solve this, was fucking weird as fuck.

You can chameleon them out of the tube if you want to be fancy, I’m trying to save us some time, no dishes to wash, no hands to clean, yeah you look like you sucked off an oompaloompa, but I can still bust sick lines on thps 3+4 with a completely Cheeto stain free controller.

May I introduce you to the concept of pouring a tonne of Cheetos into your mouth?

Mini Cheetos in a tube and god fucking yes it was worth it, first time I’ve ever eaten Cheetos and had clean hands.

🎶 It’s beginning to look a lot like a dystopia

Everywhere you go

There’s drones flying around

Recording all the sounds

And reporting on your every move

Or the department of Foreign Acquisition Gathering Systems.

LEGOs older brother.

I checked, their sperm count is over 300 million, I’m pretty sure I got pregnant reading it.

This TED talk explains it

Atreyu - Bleeding Mascara, just punches you in the face with an awesome intro.

Linus looking at his failing channel.

Its both.

Busy booking flights.

What.

No we shouldn’t, as Stone Cold Steve Austin once said, DTA, Don’t Trust Anybody! Now give me a hell yeah!

Website says they’re 50$ short.

Imagine getting terrible medical news from a Dr. Fartswithanaccent.