It’s man-cow-pig!

Bet it can still set itself on fire though.

Looser regulations.

But loser regulations on quite a lot of things too.

Carry on.

There’s a great episode of The Crown that sums it up for me. Prince Phillip is overly excited to meet the astronauts from Apollo 11 during their royal visit and prepares a lot of deep and philosophical questions for them to discuss. However upon meeting them he is bitterly disappointed to find they are just normal humans that find fart jokes funny.

Never meet your heroes means exactly this: you will come to realise the person you look up to and hold in high esteem is just another person with typical person problems, if not have other character traits you despise. They’ve done something you find admirable, that’s great! But leave the relationship there.

Ahhh, the irony of doing things the Israeli way.

And of all things, an email client?? What the fuck are they doing?

Trying to imagine Jim Lovell’s reaction when Apollo 13 blue-screens and has to reboot. What an amateurish shitshow NASA has become.

In the scheme of things this is a pretty important brain fart, considering he has finally caught up to where everyone else was three weeks ago.

Ahhh, so similar to Facebook then. I don’t bother with that site either.

Snowflakes get hit with snowflakes, wind up in hospital.

Yes but did Charlie consider that Trump would need a really bigly distraction from people talking about how he raped kids?

They’ve gotta know if you’re fuckable.

Ahhh, the good ol’ cut off your nose to spite your face. Instead of finding another product to fit their niche use case, they throw all the toys out of the bath tub and have a cry.

Police are investigating after officers were hit with snowballs while responding to a snowball fight? Well this has got to be the shortest investigation in history surely. The answer is right there in the first sentence!

Furthermore, why on earth are police “responding to a snowball fight”? Who called the police? Why even bother calling OR responding? It’s a snowball fight! Have these dickheads never heard of “fun”?

How is that even admissible in court? It’s worse than hearsay, it’s madeupsay.

If your honour pleases, we have used AI to turn this child’s crayon drawing into the defendant pleading guilty! I’ll allow it.

For fucks sake.

Supporter and member of life-wrecking party is upset the party will wreck his life. Boo fucking hoo.

12 year olds aren’t children you say? You’re exactly the sort of person Elon would like to hang out with.

You’re the worst character ever, Coalie.

You could just click the X to close the ad…

That’s what I was thinking. Just refuse to enter the US. And if they’re forced to, when the match starts both teams should just stand there the 90 minutes and then leave. Or if they’re forced to play, put on a shit performance and have a boring 0-0 draw for every game played in the US.