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Cake day: November 29th, 2023

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  • A recording of University of Oklahoma legend, Brian Bosworth, ranting about the University of Texas. I remember him saying, “I hate cows. I hate orange.” Pretty sure I originally heard the rant on AM 1310 The Ticket in the late 1990s. I have searched a few times over the years without finding it. Every year that passes makes me feel less likely to find it.









  • Back during the early days of COVID I seriously considered clubbing a moron over the head from behind who was hassling a little grocery store woman who was just trying to do her job and get him to comply with the store’s masking policy. I circled around behind him and had grabbed a heavy metal can of pineapple juice. Fortunately, he left when she told him to leave cause I wasn’t sure if she was going to be willing to help me drag his fat ass to my truck so I could dispose of his body.