The open internet.

Mocha. The tropical belt’s kissing cousins are absolutely delightful in a hot milk bath.

Although, I wouldn’t turn down an eggnog mocha if offered.

For a decrease in MJT.

I can smell carbon monoxide.

It’s a rare opinion, but I think the best medium for truly well-done comedy…

Is puns.

So the video is just the two of them pulling out a 20 year-old ThinkStation and plugging in a flash drive?

Exactly!

Ham sandwich.

World of Warcraft forums night-shift.

Gummi-power?

Venezuela, your narco-terrorism ends now!

Honduras, your narco-terrorism must begin again!

Ah yes… we should send the Ukrainians… to the Ukraine!

We’ll save a fortune on transportation costs!

Antipope again?

That trick never works!

A.S.T.E.R.

Is this a “Torment Nexus” story or a “Piss on the Poor” story?

I would cheat on my husband with an absolute knob, get pregnant, and then forget to delete that memory.

Eldritch.

Cthonic is something else.

Nooooo! All my stuff is there!

The entire market saw the US government shovelling money in to your loading dock, Jennie. The market may be ignorant, but they’re not stupid.

Castlevania: Symphony of the Night and the Bloodstained series of games.

Basically anything by Michiru Yamane is going to have great cave music.