“The restaurants are mid.”

Fortune and glory.

They should compare them to the COVID outbreak in 2017 in Kansas City.

They should call it the Ladyshave.

Eldritch Icon: Not really all that eldritch. Rizz just thought it was a cool looking rock.

Someone needs to do a “Hawk” edit of DS9 where it’s exactly the same except Avery Brooks is wearing sunglasses in every scene.

Enterprise is a great series marred by some the worst writing for a female character in the history of science fiction.

Find out something that they were passionate about in life, but left by the wayside because they were ultimately a failure in it. Then get them something related to that. But make sure the gift is flawed in some way to be totally unuseable.

A brisk 18 kelvin.

Cool!

I have two uvuulas. The regular one, and one underneath my tongue.

Taco Bell Chilitos.

Every smart person told them, “update the grids before adding solar.”

But did they listen? No. Because updating the grids was an expensive and difficult endeavour and they just wanted to lower their costs first.

I live in a better world.

A sillier world.

I’ll go to The Trackless Wastes of Sparsis.

I think I left my pen there.

“Mr Cook, why isn’t your company’s bluesky account just Apple?”

“Apple was taken. We respect the guff of the individual that currently holds that account. And will be using our current account going forward.”

“Do you feel that people may not associate Crabapple@bluesky.social easily with the company?”

“Look… we respect the individual, but we’re clearly not happy with the situation.”

And the enshittification begins…

I thought Nigeria wasn’t cool with necrmancers?

1/10th of a Call of Duty game.

Anita Bryant, as I found out recently.