A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

That will last only until a judge signs a warrant.

OS/2 WARP MIGHT BE THE BETTER CHOICE

It’s a one time purchase license, not a subscription. And the software is good.

Until GIMP gets nondestructive adjustment layers, Krita is the closest. And it’s definitely not good enough. But Inkscape is very good. Blender is very good, even it’s broken VSE editor. Though Resolve is amazing and the pro version is ridiculously cheap at $300.

Affinity tools are still good. Until they’re enshittified, still a good deal.

“IT’S JUST A FLESH WOUND!”