I get Apple Music for “free” as part of my Verizon plan, so I’ll keep using it.
(Yes I know it’s not really free but worked into the cost of my plan, but I don’t pay a separate streaming music service, so there’s that.)
Read all about it in this month’s riveting issue of Duh!
And apparently he confessed on the steps before the trial started. He’s playing 4D chess!
Daniel Stern? Howard Stern?
They will put them on Double Secret Probation.
“Oops, we forgot to launder that. Sorry, we’ll take care of it.”
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe it for one second. The rich have numerous ways to hide money.
What if, and hear me out, he’s got plenty of money stashed away around the world, he just doesn’t want to spend it. Instead, he wants to file bankruptcy to make it go away, or someone else to bail him out with their money so he doesn’t have to spend his. It’s not like he doesn’t have a well proven track record of being a liar and a fraud.
This seems to be the new norm, first Roku, now Blizzard.
Count DeMoney: “The peasants are revolting.”
King: “You can say that again, they stink on ice.”
—History of the World Part I
This was one of my favorite bits that he did. I use it all the time!
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There’s SO many, but this was probably my favorite Weekend Update joke:
In a brilliant move during closing arguments, Simpson attorney Johnnie Cochran put on the knit cap prosecutors say O.J. wore the night he committed the murders. Although O.J. may have hurt his case when he suddenly blurted out ‘Hey, hey, easy with that, that’s my lucky stabbing hat!’
(You knew it had to be an OJ joke.)
Unfortunately it’s a Twitter video, and the only way to download it is with a premium subscription. And that is NOT happening. Hard stop.
Read all about it in this month’s riveting issue of Duh.
This guy does a really good investigation into it and brings receipts. (I know it’s on the Artist Formally Known As Twitter, but if you’re interested, it’s a good watch.)
https://x.com/yashar/status/1766329114292842930?s=46&t=yjuyDDOnc1cePh0ZQ-H2MA
Even if Trump paid him the $2 million he says that he’s owed, he’d still be $146 million short of what he owes the 2 poll workers that he lost the lawsuit to.