IDrawPoorly@lemm.eetoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•You have one (1) free teleportation that must be used within the next 24 hours or it disappears forever. Do you use it? Where do you go?
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9 days agoThe guy running this simulation
The guy running this simulation
Just teleport inside him then. Telefrag his ass.
“teleport” - How exactly? am I unassembled and reassembled? Or does my body just move there? At light speed? NO THANKS.
What does teleport mean to you? Exactly a me-sized number of atoms shifts places with me? So I won’t burst into flames and leave an explosion where I was?
I end up teleported exactly where I intend to be? Without sight? Without knowledge of that location? In the exact space and time I disappear?
Nah nah nah nah absolutely fucking not. no
Ew. You’re implying anyone can truly be happy in a capitalist hellscape?
Kek you clicked that?
Look man, if you want to understand what’s going on there’s a really short (even for my ADHD) video right here:
The guy here explains exactly why not to do that - https://bitly.com/98K8eH