Humanity will probably die out in the next hundred years and the planet will finally be able to recover, even if it has to start over from microbes to get there.

The only valid use case for an LLM.

“double you” formally or “doubleya” informally.

Nothing. I won’t stop voting, but I’m old, tired, poor, mentally ill, and have been looking forward to the sweet oblivion of death since I was a small child. What about the country or planet is happening to make the future look bright to anyone, much less me? At best it’s all just meaningless noise.

Have you tried weed?

That life would be better as an adult.

I want my funeral to be a roast but my fiancee asked me not to.

Well he’s old enough that he caught it, so this is actually not a surprise. Conservatives only care about the social good when it’s something that directly impacts them.

Rap.

Low to moderate. Lower than it would be if I wasn’t a white male, because is the world we live in.

Accept the fact that nothing matters, obviously.

Warning Labels on obvious things. Like “contains dairy” on a package of butter. At some point they need to stop and let Darwin take the wheel.

So is Gremlins.

So turning it into an intranet.

Wrong country. Drugs are easy to get here, for example, especially in silicon valley. Not to mention the easiest cause of being suicided, high caliber lead poisoning.

That said, it’s always possible (though less likely) that he couldn’t live with himself, having helped create the current worst technology around.

To be fair, electronics break all the time, and living pets die eventually - both things everyone needs to learn how to cope with, including children. This is just the Venn Diagram of those two pieces of reality.