Okay, who had the bright idea of boiling the ocean to make soup?

Good, nobody should have one to begin with.

Clearly those data centers aren’t using enough fire. We should donate more fire to them.

When you’d rather burn your home down around you and die trying.

Most conservatives are literally incapable of giving a fuck about bad things happening unless they directly impact themselves.

Which ones? The electric cars her hasn’t improved on for 10 years, the drilling machine that nobody uses, the flamethrower, the social media company he murdered, it the government divisions he burned to ground? So innovative.

Tits, no matter how nice, do not a golden age make.

One day he’ll learn how much that thing is worth and cry.

His companies would probably do better too.

73 year old Hawaii resident Richard Sniffer regrets voting repeatedly for Trump now that his gas prices are way higher.

Call your favorite tow company and tell them that you’ve got a lot of work for them.

Right-to-work is just another bullshit anti-Union policy.

Maybe there a bunch of quitters them lol

Who still thinks living in the fucking desert is a great idea!

The Toddler Terrorizer 1000 sold out, eh?

That video has a distinctive lack of people pointing and laughing and I am so disappointed.

Average tips for baristas are higher only if they’re female and have breasts bigger than a c-cup. So maybe they just need to follow through by giving the AI bigger tits.

There’s he is!

Cry harder Miami Pork Pies. There’s lots of sand down there so go outside and beat it up.