They’re all laughing at you behind your back.

I have to stop and ask myself which kind of LLM people are referring to every time I see it said online.

Probably because they’re lazy and don’t care.

As an American I have two apocalypse plans. If it’s zombies, guns are cheap and easy to get. Not for killing the zombies, mind you. I only need one bullet. Otherwise, my plans include a camping chair, a bottle of Southern Comfort, and someplace with a good view. I mean it’s not like I’m going to survive, so I might as well plop myself down at ground zero and get drunk.

The boulder gets bigger every day.

I wish I was dead but thanks for asking. I have a busted tooth I can’t afford to fix, we had to get a replacement vehicle and it costs too much, which gave the insurance company and excuse to double the insurance rate even though it’s a newer, better car. We can’t afford that either. I’m going to have to file for bankruptcy just to get by.

There’s other problems too of course. Like the war in the Congo has nothing to do with a lack of resources and everything to do with greed over the plentiful resources. Also ethnic disputes.

I agree with their intentions, but they’re going to end up playing whack-a-mole if they succeed. It’ll just pop up somewhere else with a fresh coat of paint and a new name printed on the side, but it’ll still be the same horrible shit.

I mean it’s only got the one job to do. Although personally I would prefer an organic burial. Also it’s cheaper.

Because they’re lying. Corporations, governments, and just people in general tend to do that, ya’know.

So it went from socialist to racist to offer incentives to companies to put broadband in rural areas. Boy sure I’m glad there’s somebody at the top to tell us these things. Here I thought it was just a sensible thing to do all this time. Silly me.

“going forward.”

Yeah, “from now on” worked fine there Phill.

Back in my day, if we’d had laptops in school, we’d have done it to get out of class. Man times really have changed.

Of course it’s stupid, that’s the point. Ya gotta send a message in a language the idiots (MAGA) understand.

Been Shapiro is short.

-Ben Shortpiro bot

Also, use a sharpie to black out the barcode and city, state, zip or you might end up with it back in your mailbox.

Religion is a scam; misguided at best and a predatory at worst.

How scandalous. I’m sure that the corporations are fighting at tooth and claw, of course.

It doesn’t matter. You’re there to learn, it’s not a social club. If it takes you a little longer to learn it, then so be it.

How fucking magnanimous of him.