You can do it, just takes practice. If you can toss a ball up and catch it, then you can learn to juggle.

PM me if you actually want some tips, but otherwise I’m not typing out a generic, long form “how to juggle” plan here.

Both.

I taught myself to juggle fire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illegal_number

Printing press is okay. One-time-code books are tantamount to treason!

Phones have screens already!

This is gonna blow your mind, but most (real) phones you can connect a mouse and keyboard to, either via Bluetooth, or with a USBC adapter, and they work fine.

2016 - It will be so easy, it’s the worst law in history. We’re going to repeal and replace it in the first week.

2024 - I have concepts of a plan.

How fucking dumb is half the country… At least that fucking dumb.

Wherever the fuck they want.

Fuck them. Your mom voted against your healthcare. Your mom voted against your identity. Your mom voted against your right to exist.

You wanna know where we are right now? In terms of fascist shit, we’re about 2 steps before forced relocation to ghettos. And your mom helped get us here. You should be furious, not apologetic.

Every accusation, a confession.

Let’s see, blames Dems for something that isn’t their fault… Doesn’t bother to take 2 seconds to research claim before spewing bullshit… “Nuh uh, I’m rubber you’re glue” playground logic…

Starting to think you might be more than a trump voter apologist.

Apologist : Noun : someone who speaks or writes in defense of someone or something that is typically controversial, unpopular, or subject to criticism.

Literally the definition from Merriam Webster.

“I put a fascist in power because mcdonals tripled the price on a quarter pounder combo”

-Typical 3x trump voter apologist-

“I put a fascist in power because people pointed out my ignorance, and I don’t want to change that.”

-Typical 3x trump voter-

Trump also famously told his VP picks in 2016 that they would run the country, he just wanted the title and perks of the presidency.

That was 8 years and 3 swaying Ave Marias ago, I doubt he is more motivated to do the job now.

“I didn’t think leopards would eat MY face”

-Leopard Eating Faces Party voter-

All I want is a LHD Kei truck.

To be fair, every car manual says that.

You’re looking at the new normal, at least for a while. Trump’s 2016 election was a paradigm shift in politics around here. Sure, Republicans were generally grifting ultra-capitalist race-baiting snowflake hypocrites before, but trump really lifted the veil and showed them their true selves. No longer do the need to actually govern or occasionally throw some benefits to their base. All they need to do is keep the hate baiting rage machine running, and their supporters will look the other way as long as they can hate anyone else for any reason rather than just deal with the fact that people exist outside their comforting illusion of “normal”.

You think next round is going to be any different? The next round of their presidential primaries are gonna be Desantis, Abbott, and MTG. They are going to keep using those same tactics, because fear and hate are easier for them to live with than hope and acceptance.

Yeah, and Alexa/Siri/Google assistant don’t eavesdrop unless you use the magic words to activate them.