If you stick it out here for long enough, three things will change.
Linux users and vegetarians. Neither can shut the fuck up. Both have made it their identity.
Are you a Linux user?
Hey everyone, shut up! This guy is a Linux user and he’s here to tell us about using Linux.
I was referring to the Bronze Age, urbanisation, and civilisation, genius.
Why is this so far down?
Bump.
Endlessly eat, shit, fuck, fight, and consume for 5,000 years without any regard for anything but ourselves.
Stupid question: what the shit do you do with your 15 years of communication history if your email provider falls off a cliff?
He’s still worth $200B.
Spending $44B? $88B? $100B. Doesn’t matter. The dude never, ever has to think about money again. If he lives to 85 and doesn’t earn another cent between now and then, he can splash 6 billion dollars a year every year until he dies.
To give you some understanding of that kind of money, he could roughly buy two Lamborghini Diablos every single day for the rest of his life.
I’m pretty sure Madame Tussauds claim to fame is its anatomically correct dimensions of its statues.
I’m exactly 6’1”, measured barefoot against a wall. I’ve been the same height forever.
I stood next to a Madame Tussauds wax replica of Trump in Amsterdam and I was easily 2 inches taller than it. I was wearing Connies. It was in lifted healed boots.
There is no way Trump is 6’3” as he claims. None. On his best day, barefoot, the dude is scraping 6 feet but I’d bet my last dollar he’s closer to 5’11”.
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a) discussions aren’t a crime.
b) what are studios going to do to the hundreds of millions of daily pirates? Write stern letters?
c) they tried identifying us and sending us stern letters in 2001 and we all laughed, then kept pirating anyway.
You dummies. You know he says this shit intentionally, yeah?
He is an absolute master PR-man, and no one has ever respected that fact to their own detriment.
Disclaimer: I hate the dickhead.
I said I’d leave Reddit on July 12 and July 12 is when I left. Sure, I miss it, but it was an unhealthy, 4 hour per day/8 year addiction that’s been broken.
Now I scroll Lemmy for maybe 30 mins a day.
How did you party back then?
EDIT: you all missed a perfect setup. None of you are cool.
As a non-American I can’t understand how Bernie wasn’t voted in decades ago.
Yeah, hi. I’m lactose and gluten intolerant and I was wondering if…
Oh, I’m certain God has a post-it note on his fridge reminding him of tasks to complete in Ohio, Earth.
I don’t understand. Doesn’t he wear like a men’s cowboy boot-type thing? What am I missing?
EDIT: I see it. Never mind.
Well, I disagree. I didn’t touch Reddit for a year and finally went back about a month ago.
• THE ADS. Fuck me, the ads now!
• The corporate plug-ins. I had a legit, verified business comment on my post and then PM me after it.
• The videos freeze more often than makes me comfortable clicking on them.
• The pop-up trash now; “follow this”, “click here”, “did you know”, “ICYMI”. The U.I looks like Yahoo’s home page now.
Is it dying? I don’t know. Is it exhibiting every square inch of desperation, turning the corner from what was once cool, to what is now every pixel monetised and sponsored? Yup!