Start warming up your lazers lol, where are the memes hiding the LOIC with steganography when you need them?

Thanks for the info, I’ll pick these up next time I have to replace the pods I have!

I wish. 3.5mm jacks have been murdered by phone OEMs and I’m actually angry about it, and I’m not into extra wear and tear on my only charge port. They either need to put back the 3.5mm or give me two USB-C ports.

Ooh thank you these could also work!

Dude I might actually grab a pair of these for my next, thank you so much! JBL is good enough for me, not the best but their speakers run well and sound alright, and that’s perfect!

In that case I’ll be fine, but tbh I’d like better ones anyway were they to exist.

For now.

If only I could find them lol. I you have any specific brands to look for I desperately need them, afaik bose, sennheiser, grado, beats, those podcast ones, all do the inside the hole thing. Bose has some weird clip ones but I can’t justify spending $200 on them to see if they’ll work for me when they very well may not.

Fuck.

Anyone know of any good headphones that have the airpod in-ear shape? (Like these)

Hate the Skullcandy style with the shitty rubber nubs, those hurt my ears. (Like these)

But that’s all anyone makes now other than airpods non-pro and cheap shitty airpod knockoffs (but I still want halfway decent headphones.)

No it isn’t “just the wrong size” don’t bother with that, I just have way too tight ear pussies and I need it to rest outside the hole like the first pic.

Guys, learn to pirate. If you stick to media and familiarize yourself with filetypes (also enable file extensions, windows users. Chaps my ass that they’re hidden by default) then you’ll be fine. Nicotine+ for music, qbittorrent+jackett for movies/tv, or the *arr stack if you’re fancy, or Usenet if you’re paying for it.

Edit: Also use a VPN. I know “but that’s a thing to pay for,” my dude you should be using one anyway. I recommend Mullvad, maybe Proton.

To add, typically to cook crack you take 36oz of coke mixing it with water in a pot on the stove, next step to make your boulders add baking soda, if the flame is low then turn it up and stir it up, finally just wait til it gets hard, then bag it up you got a key homie that’s The Recipe

“Eh, after we rebrand to Donbasland, is easy сука.”

Hey stop listening to my conversations, that was in private!

Seriously though that happened to me lol. Had an ex ask “what were your worst sexual encounters” and she literally had to tell me those were all sexual assault (on me not by me).

One of them would legally be rape if she was a guy (maybe two actually) but in my state women can’t be charged with rape and even if they could good luck convincing a jury that I wasn’t actually “lucky” or I’m not “secretly gay” and she was hot so I “must have enjoyed it” anyway.

I mean, even that isn’t going to work, there’ll be ways around it. “Old” printers, 3rd party firmware, jailbroken printers, etc. Life uh, finds a way.

Don’t waste water like that, just use the pee.

Yeah, probably. Unless you’re Howie Mandel or something, and honestly even then.

At work my hands are dirtier than my dick, I have to wash them before I pee. Come to think of it my hands are probably always dirtier than my dick because despite my best efforts I still can’t use it to open doors and not many people want to shake hands with it.

Oh lol ok good to know, thanks!

Lol well soulseek if anything, but I can’t get them to disable wifi, and you think I can get them to download nic+, configure port forwarding, etc? Fat chance lol.

Oh lame, I was indeed thinking of magic wormhole. Thanks for the heads up!