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huppakee@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables

www.independent.co.uk

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Camel pageant thrown into chaos after 20 competitors disqualified for using hump-plumping injectables

www.independent.co.uk

huppakee@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Camels at beauty pageant disqualified after using hump-plumping injectables
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Camel owners had used injections to enhance the camel’s lips, dermal fillers around their noses and silicone wax to enlarge the humps

Taken from a post on !microblogmemes@lemmy.world by @negativenull@piefed.world

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    Beauty pageants are a scourge

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    I-What?

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    Absolutely incredible headline, but kind of a fucked up article. They’re hurting camels to win a pagent, what the hell.

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      Now remember that child pageants exist.

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      Wikipedia recently picked me this article to rabbithole. These bots are supposed to replace child slaves because the usual adult camel riders just doesn’t tickle the same, huh

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        The slave is under the robot

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      From the same species that brought you rooster fighting, one way tickets to space for dogs, and shark fin soup: Extreme Makeover - Camel Injectables Edition

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        Don’t forget “driving lemmings over a cliff to make our documentary seem cooler while also spreading wild misinformation about the behavior of lemmings.”

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          What the heck! Which documentary was this?

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            found it on wiki: White Wilderness (1958)

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              Oh interesting! Thanks for the link!

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            The “Family Friendly” Disney documentary from the 1950’s.

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      Did you know the biomass of farmed mammals is 30 times greater than wild mammals? Our industrialized suffering is enormous.

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    Jesus, those poor animals

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    My humps my humps, my lovely camel lumps.

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      I only clicked here just to make sure this comment got posted.

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    Best hump plumbs! Hump hump!

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    Fuck we’re weird.

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      The one thing you can rely on humans to be.

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    those camels could ski jump 10m further.

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    Cue the Black Eyed Peas …

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    Finally, some news I can use.

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    What are you doing? They’re goosed, okay?!

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    You show up to the camel show and your camel’s got a body kit, a lift kit, a wing, and 3 fake Nitrous bottles and assure the judges “yeah its stock”

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    Hump Plumper is a low key insult or props. The tone and context are key.

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      Hump plumping sounds like part of a job description for a fluffer!

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    It’s been a while since I have seen a post has fit this community so well.

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    Guys will hump anything.

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