ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 5 months agoit doesn't happen often but once is enoughlemmy.mlimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down116
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minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoGod: Saul, why didn’t you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions? Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh… I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.
minus-squareeldavi@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agowhy does this read like a comedy sketch? lol
God: Saul, why didn’t you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions?
Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh… I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later
God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.
why does this read like a comedy sketch? lol
Ask Dante Alighieri.