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minus-squareThermonuclearEgg [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 day agoEach primitive has at least one Electron instance dedicated to it. The advanced version also has a locally hosted chatbot per primitive.
minus-squareSimon 𐕣he 🪨 Johnson@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·24 hours agoThis already happens in enterprise code bases with dummies running the show and juniors coding. Every primitive is actually a god object that can work at any level of the software stack.
minus-squareDrew Belloc@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 day agoAt least we still got float right… right?
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Each primitive has at least one Electron instance dedicated to it. The advanced version also has a locally hosted chatbot per primitive.
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Software As A Surprise
Or even better, a different bug!
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This already happens in enterprise code bases with dummies running the show and juniors coding. Every primitive is actually a god object that can work at any level of the software stack.
At least we still got float right… right?
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