“omg stop spending money on checks notes modernizing your infrastructure, and no longer being reliant on our LNG! Buy guns!”

minutes to midnight as anything else than nuke danger

hoover institution

only possible solution is cuts

FUCK outta here

Don’t worry, we’re not gonna waste a bunch of money fixing the dykes. We’ll just get a little dutch boy to stick his finger in the breach so we can spend all of that money on guns instead. Big picture, folks!