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minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·1 year ago“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.” -Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
minus-squareares35@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down2·1 year agoodds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
minus-squareTelorand@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·1 year ago99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoOutwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
minus-squareBoddhisatva@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·1 year agoOkay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
“My wife spent the last few weeks on her knees in prayer to the lord, and, uh, she’s a little worn out.”
-Actually Mike Johnson, somehow.
odds on it wasn’t praying that wore her out?
99% chance it was praying. Fundies are weird about sex for pleasure and anything that isn’t missionary.
Outwardly. Behind closed doors they are some of the most fucked up people that exist.
Okay, I cannot help but think that ‘the lord’ is their name for his dick.
It’s like Joel Dongsteen
The only one I got wrong.