oleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comexternal-linkmessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1239arrow-down113file-text
arrow-up1226arrow-down1external-linkNot just for kids: Goldfish crackers announces name change to appeal to adult snackerswww.usatoday.comoleorun@real.lemmy.fan to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square75linkfedilinkfile-text
cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/7604429 Marketing majors stay fed and housed for another year.
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·2 years agoThey’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
minus-squareproudblond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47arrow-down1·2 years agoI thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 years agoIt’s nottheonion 🙃 Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
minus-squareBen Hur Horse Race@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 years agoi was just talking about goldfish two days ago
minus-squareripcord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoI was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.
minus-squaresome_designer_dude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 years agoI was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general! This new name puts me off.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·2 years agoUnfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
minus-squareiamtrashman1312@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoAnd while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack
minus-squareChaosCoati@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 years agoFor one week. And they can only be bought online.
minus-squareschizo@forum.uncomfortable.businesslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoWell, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
They’re temporarily renaming them “Chilean Sea Bass Crackers”.
I thought you were joking. How is this not the Onion?
It’s nottheonion 🙃
Edit: also it’s marketing! It works. It got us talking about a snack product that no one ever talks about. We’re doing it right now.
i was just talking about goldfish two days ago
I was just talking about Goldfish an hour ago when I got some Goldfish for me and my kid.
I was just talking about Chilean Sea Bass and how much I detest fish in general!
This new name puts me off.
Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.
And while I hate that, it isn’t going to result in me buying any of said shit tier snack
For one week. And they can only be bought online.
Well, it’s clear they’ve spared no expense.
Thank you.