Trump did set up stuff to happen while Biden was president, yes. It’s not even a secret trick, only dipshits don’t know it happens.

Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

This is great.

Pandas are owned by the government. Not everyone in China can get a panda.

Cope phrase.

Well because they’re built to hook you up with their storefront where you can buy a my little pony gun for a third of the price of the game. And then play a fps asset flip game in front of the poors.

It’s when they make you do like 20 of them. Bitch you already stopped the DDOS let me see my balance fuck.

Hmm … Better pigeon hole clients into only using the teabag.

“Why can’t I put the label in the water?!”

That’s certainly a quote that will stick with me.

You’re going to have to drag my corpse into a lab to put any neuro any-fucking-thing in or on my head.

I’m drinking water as we speak and none of you can stop me!

I think in the desert that black jacket should look more grey and faded. It looks fake here.

I’m physically incapable of doing code “for the sake of it” something has to piss me off enough to want it automated. It’s stifled my theoretical knowledge but I can do a thing if I need to.

It’s a good thing I have a big project to occupy my time. No shortage of problems to solve there.

Could maybe have been Disney world, since they have a whole fake hangar bay built in one of their parks.

It’s not douchy to say God isn’t real. That’s your insecurities talking.

Are civil engineers known to eat off people’s plates?

Lmao I didn’t even question it until I read this.

I can definitely see one of those “ree woke game” types doing this.

Keeping programming as far away from my relationships as possible.

Instead, I distract them with the fact that I’m a pretty damned good cook and know where the best hole in the wall restaurants are.