I hope this becomes the opposite of the Brock turner meme where we don’t use their name even if they get caught.

In my thesis, I will…

Pretty sure I have actual trauma from that game because I tried to play the bunker and had to quit 5 minutes in.

Never even saw the monster.

You absolutely do.

The “I like this” and the “I’m a dipshit” buttons.

Even if I’d technically agree with the downvote, if you do it I lose respect for you. No one deserves that instant fast food validation that they’re better than someone. You’re not.

Edit: this is an interesting post to downvote. You’re just agreeing with me.

They had a choice: stop being stupid, or keep being stupid, but also be an insecure bitch about it.

The second one is easier.

Yeah but Facebook was invented when I was a teen and I knew pretty quickly that shit was evil.

Vampire The Masquerade.

Hands down best depiction of vampires, and what unlife is like for a vampire.

Neuralink.

If you’re not paying attention, you hear the “I’m watching you” part, which is creepy as fuck.

I have no idea how anyone who’s even vaguely tuned into that song thinks it’s romantic.

Same energy as “I’m actually an ephebophile!”

I said don’t argue with me. You know what to do with your hard drive.

The feds define it as:

Any visual depiction of sexually explicit conduct involving a person less than 18 years old

Visual depiction includes cartoons.

Don’t argue with me, call the feds and debate it with them. Maybe give them your hard drive, too. That’s probably better for everyone.

Trump did set up stuff to happen while Biden was president, yes. It’s not even a secret trick, only dipshits don’t know it happens.

Unfortunately thinking about them dredges up memories of the taste of cardboard. So I will not be buying them.

This is great.

Pandas are owned by the government. Not everyone in China can get a panda.

To paraphrase Jon Stewart.

Fuck off Dick Cheney Three toes!

Cope phrase.