Job: cashier

Item doesn’t scan

Customer: “That means it’s free, right?”

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Only about 4 weeks in as a cashier and I’ve heard this enough to last me a lifetime.

  • weeeeum@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    5 months ago

    Worked IT .

    Everything is working

    “Why do we even pay you guys ?”

    Something is broken

    “Why do we even pay you guys?”

    • superkret@feddit.org
      1·
      5 months ago

      We send out a monthly internal newsletter to management summarizing what we did that month in layman’s terms.
      We also include info about major security breaches, hacks or system failures that affected other companies along with a short explanation about why it didn’t affect us.
      It still goes over the head of management, but it gives them the feeling we’re smart, on top of things, and important.

  • Chahk@beehaw.org
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    5 months ago

    “We’re in code freeze, so no more changes are to be committed until release! Also, the management needs this change to be fast-tracked to be included with the release, so let’s make it happen, people!”

  • Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Me: Software developer. Other person: Sales guy.

    Sales guy: Have you finally fixed the XYZ bug?

    Me: What XYZ bug? Never heard of this before.

    Sales guy: The bug that impacted our project A, B, and C! It is there for years!

    Me: No, I have not fixed it. Because I just heard about this issue now. Nobody told me about an XYZ bug, or problems with projects A, B, and C.

    Sales guy: What? Why didn’t you know about such a bug? This cannot be possible! I’ll talk to the boss about your incompetence!

    Me: Because none of your team found it necessary to inform me? Maybe we should talk to the boss about this.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
        1·
        5 months ago

        I will go and open a ticket and I will put two words in it, and require you to contact me for more any information, and then I won’t answer the phone for 6 weeks. Oh and don’t bother leaving a voicemail message or sending me an email, because I never check them. However despite my complete unresponsiveness, I am nonetheless going to insist that it’s marked as high priority even though I don’t understand what high priority means - Every Employee Ever