• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      2 years ago

      Sales: "Can we do this?

      Dev: “No, we cannot.”

      Sales: “Uhhhh… But I already told the customer we could.”

      Dev: “That’s called lying. You lied to the customer.”

      Sales: “…So you’ll have it done next week?”

      Dev: “I’m going to need at least three weeks.”

      Sales: “…But I already told the customer two weeks.”

      Dev: Sigh

  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    I mean you CAN just get an evening marketing job, 8-5 engineering, half hour break, 5.30-1:30am writing marketing copy, designing campaigns, A/B testing, budget management, demand gen, lead gen, sales enablement, CRO/CPC/CAC management, Martech tool alignment, attribution tracking, SEO research, content marketing, press releases and 3P distribution tools, all of which matched against brand voice and targeting to ABM the specific ICP within each vertical.

    There’s literally nothing stopping you.