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Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP

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Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP

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Linus Torvalds reveals plans to rewrite the Linux kernel using the web dev langue: PHP. The news has cause controversy among the tech community

Finally i’m gonna be able to contribute!

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Good thing that this isn’t actually possible…
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  Don’t tempt fate. There are already two kernels written in javascript
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    Why would God allow this to happen?
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      To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

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