Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agoI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.message-squaremessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down13
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareI'm working on a screenplay for a remake of Castaway, but I'm considering not using a volleyball this time. Give me your best casting ideas for which inanimate object should play Wilson.Christian@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squareChristian@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoThis is inexplicably the best answer yet. Everyone else is working so hard to think outside the box that the box is inside-out.
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 months agoPlus, now you can include a love scene.
minus-squareChristian@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoI have absolutely zero interest in making this movie political.
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This is inexplicably the best answer yet. Everyone else is working so hard to think outside the box that the box is inside-out.
Plus, now you can include a love scene.
I have absolutely zero interest in making this movie political.