• FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    can I just say… I can’t imagine a worse death than being stuck in a giant fleshlight-shaped tube with Barret, Thomas, the beer guy… Alito and …uh… the others while descending into the abyss only for it to get wrecked…?

    Like. there’s more painful, and far less sudden ways to actually die. But those last moments? absolute hell.

    • DoctorButts@kbin.melroy.org
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      2 months ago

      Well, the moments before then would probably suck too since Clarence Thomas looks like a guy who farts a lot. Not only that, but I bet they are probably filthy nasty vile farts too.