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Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 days ago

New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally Unreliable

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New ‘Ambiguous’ Variable Type Promises to End Type Errors by Making All Types Equally Unreliable

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Developers warn the new standard could introduce unprecedented uncertainty, while executives praise its flexibility and reduced documentation requirements.

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Just use Assembly and do over with all those pesky types.
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  If you aren’t holding the power cables with your bare hands, you may as well be using JavaScript.
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    Just for this comment, I’m doing so.

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