Yep, that’s what I’m guessing, too.

Being from (and stuck in) Oklahoma, I understand and I feel for you.

Dammit. Now I want Cheetos…

What’s this about asses?

“I GOT THE POO ON ME!”

That’s ridiculous, messed up, and sad. I’m really sorry that happened and I’m sorry they killed your wonderful enthusiasm. :( That kinda breaks my heart a little. Why do people have to be such needlessly mean turd faces?

Huh, that’s a neat article. Thanks for linking it!

Gaaatoooraaaaaid!