Transmetropolitan (comic book) by Warren Ellis is everything you asked for, except the Punk element. Spider Jerusalem is a journalist that embodies everything about the aspect, though. He’s exceedingly anti-authoritarian, exists to antagonize societal and cultural norms, loud, in-your-face, and pretty much is everything punk except for the mohawk and circle pitting for 3-chord rebellious anthems.

Tell me Girl is ok

Tell me right now

Girl, I feel you

ugh yes gimme that fucking LORE

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

I went to bed at 10pm after cleaning my bathroom and putting away my clothes. I woke up 5 hours later with a cold. No regerts

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

I need to touch grass. Sometimes my eyes earn me a bonk

THIS BETTER NOT BE A DREAM SEQUENCE

Brazilian or otherwise…

“Father, the sleep-command has awoken!” Something I saw in my Dune kern

Brian Blessed is still alive? Bah, who wants to live forever?

Same thing happened to me, but then I forgot it in another dream

This doesn’t need to be printed on your average merchandising. This needs to be on a fucking billboard.

Edit: edit to avoid keyword scouring bots from stealing & spamming merch. Idk if they can do that but you’re probably the #1 artist I’d hate to see it happen to

create rule: from microsoft teams -> trash

Don’t blame me, I deleted all my social media years ago. Now, I’m just using it for my crippling addiction to pornography

What was it? I wish I had a limited edition pmjv typo. It could be worth DOZENS of dollar on ebay

I wonder if the oversized daemon baby prefers Danzig or Graves records

Penguin sounds like Gunther from Adventure Time