Yeah, but you’re roughly the size of a barge.

2NU

Fistbump. Just playin.

Hell no, I’m gonna mix it in and think of you while I do it

Apologies, I was goofin’. I thought that the question itself was kind of a goof. Will probably delete, I suppose. Didn’t realize everyone took this so seriously.

Oh, no. Is this what it feels like to be an alt-right shithead?

Incorrect but goddamn do I ever respect it

Hey, Beavis. He said “fat nut.” Heheheheh.

Cool.

As someone who has a tough time getting to sleep most nights, this actually sounds like hell.

I don’t like your tone

Hmmm

Because yes

Incorrect

Okay fine

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Correct

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Some assholes gave the US a bloody nose and America spent the next quarter decade trying to stop the bleeding by continuously stabbing itself in the heart