“I walked into a tart shop and condescended to people who discuss tarts”

I don’t know what I expected…

Yeah that’s a crazy out of touch thing to say. That is exactly what every person does at every gas station.

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury

Sounds about right

The functionality of a tablet with the portability of a phone. Seems straightforward and practical to me idk

Being dumb and drunk is not new to humanity