That doesn’t say much, shoplifting is super common.

John
(long pause)
Doe

Is this some kind of jab about the Dutch?

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?

What kind of HR rat snitched on him?

Vladimir Nabokov got criticized and accused over writing Lolita all the time.

Did he sing about his wife’s womb as a pub that’s closing and expelling the drunkards?

I now identify as a Power Bisexual.

I know someone who adopted a grandmother at some random point in life.

Yeah? I also consider myself mostly straight. Not that unusual, I think.

Godawful clownfuck music and yes I also like that one

Haha nice! There was no way to know that from your previous comment 😃

The gloop is the international standardized measurement for yoghurt

That’s just a hotdog, no?

… for what purpose?

Weird, but I also kind of want dry spaghetti now.

What kind of frame?