Counterpoint: avoid chain stores and just grow a giant cheese. You won’t just throw away that mold huh, Imiselda?

Can’t trust anybody who doesn’t build an offline only mode into their always online crap. I see a resurgence of the Luddites incoming. Get your old dot matrix printers going.

It’s quite common among Christians in the u.s. Probably somehow related to Kellogg and Graham, of cereal and crackers. Those types were obsessed with preventing masturbation and pleasure.

Hadn’t thought of appendicitis prevention as an Avenue for cultists’ insanity. You may have just written into being some new bs for 2030.

/s

also just gonna write this one down, but it’s only a mild killing

might need to be even more reductive or more expansive, but remember: somebody will twist this for clicks

There’s always more hentai to block

Kimchi and macncheese. I could alternate every day

a fully operational mcdonalds is fully fucking useless. this is not a flex. the logistics are impressive and necessary yeah, but not for shitty overpriced burgers. that’s just yay for corporate defense contracts.

Obligatory Knowledge Fight Reference:

[https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/1044-june-2-2025](In this installment, Dan and Jordan discuss a strange day on Alex’s show where he spends a fair amount of time trying to dissuade his listeners from getting too suspicious about Palantir.)

style errors are easily forgiven. study a foreign language or a programming language to get some empathy

suspending habeas corpus? he should be in so many heaps of trouble. the guillotine was a nasty, evil piece of work, and anyways

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there was a youtube where you could stick a thing to another thing and get those results but i didn’t watch it. i finally started the fire in the hearth after my loved one insulted me for failing at it

Lmao it is in fact the worst, but you feel like a boss when you work it out with the ants

I think those are the same ants in the southwest us that can find a box of cereal in a vault. Not sure if I could smell just one ant, but they are insanely smelly until you’re too hungover to pay attention and get a mouthful

• Remember that one with the dancing penis lmao. That had nothing to do with all the other else

Definitely stop

thereby, you’ve doomed us all, because you even thought of that