Tbf weed still feels illegal even when it’s not
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
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tourist@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•TIL "Donald" is a Scottish name meaning "world leader". I shit you not.English6·13 days agoMcHotSteamingPileOfShit’s
tourist@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is the end goal of a totalitarian Country?41·19 days agosneez
tourist@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which (of three options) do I do with my life?5·26 days agoI’m not American, so I can’t speak to the reality on the ground over there, but I’d say you should try getting rid of that debt as fast as possible.
It sucks feeling guilty about every necessary purchase with that ever-growing number looming over you.
Shit happens. A pipe will burst. Your favourite uncle will have too much fun on a gambling app. The car’s engine will make a noise no mechanic has ever heard before. etc etc.
I have roughly ~$3.5k in debt and it feels impossible to shake off.
That being said, there’s no ‘wrong’ choice. The other two comments hit the nail on the head. These aren’t the only three options and you can always go back and give another shot at whatever you didn’t pick.
In public?!
tourist@lemmy.worldto Fediverse@lemmy.world•The best thing you can do for the fediverse is just be kindEnglish7·1 month agoexpose your fetishes
now
you have no choice
tourist@lemmy.worldto Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Does this exist anywhere outside of C++?9·1 month ago/* I'm new to this language so just imagine there is a new line here when it prints: */
Why doesn’t the US army just drop a JDAM on an elementary school when there’s an active shooter in there?
I saw this post right before I saw an article about Israel dropping a bomb on a school in Palestine
tourist@lemmy.worldto Technology@lemmy.world•Globalizing Productions with Netflix’s Media Production SuiteEnglish2·2 months agoyum
mum boiling slop in the slop cauldron
But have you considered the fediverse?
Also, we’re neglecting to mention the fediverse as well as the fediverse
tourist@lemmy.worldto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You died and are now a ghost. How do you prank the living?3·3 months agoMost of that stuff happens to me daily
Please don’t haunt me
You make a very good point and are clearly a lot more knowledgeable than me.
I’m going to rephrase. Windows 11 was shitty from the start. I can defend that statement, which we both agree with, to save my ego from internal bleeding.
They keep adding shitty things to it.
I skimmed an article on enshittification yesterday
It mentioned Windows
Can something be enshittified if it was shit from the start?
tourist@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•only one message for reposters: If you didn't make it, don't post your lazy regurgitated trash.3·3 months agoTurds gushing like a broken damn
Uhh, I guess one could argue that it’s poetic? Like he knows he’s a piece of shit. He knows there are other pieces of shit. But he’s too stupid to know that there are probably admins in multiple time zones when you go to sleep, NLP-powered blacklists and other automod tools. (I’m assuming)
wait did he set his username to specifically call you a slur?
we are definitely not smoking the same strain
probably not even smoking the same substance
I don’t mean crack or bath salts or whatever
I mean like, carbon monoxide, leaded gasoline and rare deliriants.
Didn’t know I was talking to a mod, so wasn’t intending to ass-kiss. Uh let me say something to prove I’m not biased but not break the rules.
Your 2nd favourite song probably isn’t all that great
tourist@lemmy.worldto Memes@lemmy.ml•only one message for reposters: If you didn't make it, don't post your lazy regurgitated trash.7·4 months agoManaged to confuse someone besides myself while high
fuck yeah I think that could be an achievement
business acumen or something idk I’m high as fuck
tldr yeah was just being silly I know those aren’t dogs.
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While looking for an opossum meme on my phone, not finding it between all the Luigi Mangione memes, and taking one from Google images instead, I had an introspective thought. Apologies if the confusion thing came off as rude. I did not intend to insult you, I just intended on celebrating my silly.
With high doses of cannabis, for me, it’s “think fun thoughts = feel good feelings”. Sorry if I made you feel bad feelings. You got a really cool instance name, if that could possibly lift the mood and undo emotional damage. Also, I’m not just saying that. It’s cyberpunk af which is sick as hell homie
(As caused by my mind-altering chemical intake)
(That previous additional caption joke was a coincidence, I did not know what the caption was before writing the accessibility description)
Very cool
How popular is it over there? Would be sick if it gets enough traction to go global and rat on all cops. Not even touching Waze with hazmat gloves