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I’d like to see the image on the back at tramp stamp size and height

You’ll probably need a uhaul to move all that fertilizer. So I’d recommend that too. Oh, and get some barrels of fuel oil. You didn’t want to run out of gas

Gravel around your house. Bad guys don’t want to be heard.

Exterior lighting everywhere, bad guys don’t want to be seen.

Or cooks country

Reminds me of Louis CK’s SNL monologue…

Hey you can’t say something racist! I was saying something racist already!

I have no idea which person you are referring to, too many to narrow down.

I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Did you say… Yutes?

You ever kill a man?

I hurt someone’s feelings once…

Vince guaraldi trio -Charlie Brown Xmas soundtrack

I don’t care if it was actually a store front. I blame Amazon for not doing oversight of its supply chain. So, it’s their fault, or it’s their fault.

It wasn’t technology, but i ordered a new mad lib style book for my kid from Amazon. The book arrived with cellophane around it and a nice label that clearly said new. Once opened, it was very obvious the book was used, since the last kid had already filled out the whole damn thing including his name and address inside the cover.

I’m not mad at the kid, although his parents are probably bad people for returning the book at that point. I am livid that Amazon didn’t flip to any random page in the book too determine if the book was used or not.

Fuck Amazon.

While i agree this is the dumbest way to approach it, opiates have been the destroyers of civilization for hundreds of years. I remember learning about opium dens in grade school.

Are we taking down pharmaceutical companies now? Or did ice forget to protect our borders by looking at what was actually crossing them?

I hate this timeline.

Hey UK, how is brexit going?

We should all have a digital self detonation button in case of overreaching small dicked incel fascists.

My god, man. Have you even considered the quarterly shareholder value that will be made???

/s

Cloverfield movies. The same universe told from different perspectives.

So, many, puns…

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