Just say nothing. Hitler legally cannot invade if you don’t sign a non-aggression pact with him.
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Technology@lemmy.world•'Bots have now passed human traffic online,’ Cloudflare boss laments — says agentic traffic wasn’t expected to eclipse real people until next yearEnglish
5·1 month agoSome agent may do 100 queries for 1 user question, but a single scraper bot will do 100 queries every single second of every single day, and costs less to run than the LLM.
Protecting microsoft from the year of the linux desktop is the intended meaning.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•o(1) statistical prime approximation
4·5 months agoThe incredible thing is this is actually the result of an explicit design decision.
The compiler accepts most GCC flags. Unrecognized flags (e.g., architecture- specific -m flags, unknown -f flags) are silently ignored so ccc can serve as a drop-in GCC replacement in build systems.
They’re so committed to vibing that they’d prefer if the compiler just does random shit to make it easier to shove it haphazardly into a build pipeline.
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Technology@lemmy.world•AI agents now have their own Reddit-style social network, and it's getting weird fastEnglish
9·5 months agoearly 1980s - Mark V. Shaney
2015 - r/subredditsimulator
2025 - AI independently sends the creator of Mark V. Shaney a sloptastic “thank you” email, who is not very happy about it
2026 - moltbook
maybe they were looking for extra special characters like 🁄 or ⶸ. Who am I kidding, RFC 1738 tells us that literally everything is unsafe and you know, we need to prepare for the inevitable occasion when the password somehow ends up inside an URL.
The characters “<” and “>” are unsafe because they are used as the delimiters around URLs in free text;
the quote mark (“”") is used to delimit URLs in some systems.
The character “#” is unsafe
The character “%” is unsafeIt ends up with
Thus, only alphanumerics, the special characters
$ - _ . + ! * ’ ( ) ,
are safe
it’s
while (true) { let t = Date.now(); if (timeoutMap.has(t)) timeoutMap[t](); }of course. Clearly O(n).
disclaimer
Feel free to use it. I guarantee it is bug free. Comes with express warranty. This notice is legally binding.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarterEnglish
2·9 months agoProbably
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft seemingly just revealed that OpenAI lost $11.5B last quarterEnglish
14·9 months agoSo I wondered a bit how much it actually affects the economy.
“S&P 500” companies’ market cap is about 57 trillion dollars with a P/E ratio of about 30. So openai by itself is dragging down the total s&p 500 earnings by only about 0.5%. The bigger problem is that there are multiple companies like openAI, and a large chunk of the entire economy’s valuation is tied to the promise that all the AI companies will somehow become profitable sometime soon.
“You want to use teams a bit? We have a session here” “I’d be happy to, actually. Not really, but it wouldn’t be bad” “Not really? If you say so, I have a teams session ready right here” “No. No. I’m not stupid” “People use it every day.” “Tell the truth” “It’s a good user experience.” “So are you ready to use it? For 5 minutes?” “No, I’m not an idiot.”
Originally planned to post it in this format but thought too much reaction within reaction would be bad (and including mr. theo ai glazer felt questionable)

club penguin (it’s ok, the twitter reply formatting is impossible to understand)
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•I got to avoid memory management for quite some time
7·11 months agoand with a good enough leak, the amount of unused memory will become negative!
The oxford that says this?
Acronym
- A group of initial letters used as an abbreviation for a name or expression, each letter or part being pronounced separately; an initialism
or the merriam webster that says this?
Some people feel strongly that acronym should only be used for terms like NATO, which is pronounced as a single word, and that initialism should be used if the individual letters are all pronounced distinctly, as with FBI. Our research shows that acronym is commonly used to refer to both types of abbreviations.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Mozilla under fire for Firefox AI "bloat" that blows up CPU and drains batteryEnglish
4·11 months agoI remember tab groups showing up one day by themselves maybe a week ago, and then I quickly clicked about two buttons and now they’re totally gone and I almost forgot they were a thing. But likely if I had summarily clicked 2 different buttons it might have been turned on without me realizing it, and that would cause the model to be downloaded and the CPU cycles to be spent (at least if I kept the tab groups on)
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Coincidentally, FFM peg is also something you can find on the hub
6·11 months agoWell eh, the binary seems to be about 130MB while the ffmpeg source repository is only 80MB (and the version with separate .so files (all part of the project as far as I can see) is even larger)
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Something something history is a flat circle
4·1 year agobuffer overflows are critical for memory safety since they can cause silent data corruption (bad) and remote code execution (very bad). Compared to those a “clean” unhandled runtime error is far preferable in most cases.
We can avoid expensive branches (gasp) by using some bitwise arithmetic to achieve the so-called “absolute value”, an advanced hacker technique I learnt at Blizzard. Also unlike c, c# is not enlightened enough to understand that my code is perfect so it complains about “not all code paths returning a value”.
private bool IsEven(int number) { number *= 1 - 2*(int)(((uint)number & 2147483648) >> 31); if (number > 1) return IsEven(number - 2); if (number == 0) return true; if (number == 1) return false; throw new Exception(); }


Reading between the lines they wrote this because of seeing “I hear you, and you are right to be suspicious — but I only use AI for spell checking, nothing more” one time too many.