They don’t have to. They GET to.

TIL: anarchy is Agile

Eh. Whatever gets people in the door and doing SOMETHING is fine. But you can’t gym your way skinny.

Strength is made in the gym.

Abs are made in the kitchen.

It was essential that stock line go up

You don’t need a gym to lose weight. The only thing that works is calorie reduction. You won’t find that in a gym.

His Korean looks terrible. I can’t read a single word.

promise made was the mass deportation of criminal immigrants

Yes. That’s what is happening. Anyone brown is a criminal to these folks.

What is happening is state-sponsored domestic terrorism

Well, also yes. How else were they going to hit the numbers they promised.

Nothing they’re doing now is different than what was promised then. It’s just that people failed to understand what context the words were being spoken in. They ASSUMED the context wasn’t white nationalism. They were wrong.

Whichever has more teeth

Stay hydrated!

Now I’m picturing people crying a Gatorade bottle amount of tears.

The Sadness Quencher

“Brits are like US Southerners” is, arguably, a worse insult then calling them incestuous.

What law makes it illegal?

It can pop out a pojo based on copy paste of an API document faster than I can.

I wouldn’t trust it for logic though. That’s just asking for trouble.

Two things can be true

Thin slice apples, dust with cinnamon, throw into the microwave. It’s basically healthy pie filling.

Running my AI girlfriend

I’m looking forward to the cheap GPU that will hit the market during the AI fire sale.

We tried it clothed, but the baby oil kept getting absorbed and it’s impossible to find the right place to clamp.

I didn’t say to eat the cholesterol. Eating cholesterol isn’t the primary driver of blood cholesterol levels. Saturated fats are.

for what?

You might not need cholesterol. But that’s what brains are made out of.

So you want to monitor people so you can harm them, even though harm is not the appropriate punishment for their crime?