It’s literally a free money from dumb people machine that he bankrupted by using it as his personal piggy bank.

Now he’s turned the RNC into a free money from dumb people machine and he’s using it as his personal piggy bank.

If you still think Republicans will ever give a shit about anything Trump says or does, you should probably have a doctor look into whatever head injury is causing such delusions.

Just buy some puts early on. You do not want to pick up shares just to be stuck holding those bags for an indefinite period of time.

Jesus: Give your money to the poor, forgive sinners, pay unto Caesar what is due to Caesar.

Republicans: Hey! That brown skinned, middle eastern, Jewish hippie is saying a bunch of commie shit! Let’s crucify him!

Haven’t they had ads disguised as posts for years now?

Since when is Orban Trump’s favorite strongman? They each have one of Putin’s nuts in their mouths at all times.

Mr. Grinch

Trump will just say he can stay at Mara Lago … since Trump owes him one

Alternatively, Rudy will live in a cardboard box since Trump has never been one to recognize when he owes people anything.

meant to keep the Speaker on a short leash while Matt Gaetz does… well… whatever he normally does when he has a human on a leash.

Matt Gaetz has no interest in doing to members of Congress what he normally does when he has a human on a leash. You have to be at least 25 to become a representative, that’s at least a decade too old for him.

Kia Boys are moving up in the world.

Bizarre? Republicans have been whining about women’s suffrage for a long time now.

When women got the right to vote is when it all went down hill

-Rush Limbaugh, 2012

No shit.

They are fine with a Weekend at Bernie’s presidency so long as it brings them closer to the theocratic hellscape they want us to live in.

My company was pushing MacBooks and iMacs on developers for years, now they’re reversing course. I’m guessing it’s a combination of the upfront cost and the hassle of enterprise administration, tech support, and security having to officially handle 2 different OS’s. It’s much easier to have everyone on similar setups, and Windows is basically the “default” OS for corporate users.

I remember a ton of people saying the exact same thing during the 2016 primary. When he wins the primary they’ll all fall in line. I’ll be pleasantly surprised if they prove me wrong, but I’m not holding my breath.

Why did Saudi Arabia give Jared Kushner $2 billion—billion with a b—just months after he left the Trump White House?

I’ll give you a hint: it’s the same reason he was denied a security clearance

Oh yesyesyesyesssssss 🥵

And reduce the number of competent educators

Anyone else notice that the sky is blue today?

Fake news! How could the GOP be struggling to reach black people? They have sneakers and crime on their side!

/s because both of these things have been mentioned by Republicans as reasons black people will vote for them