Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

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endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

I mean, if your server is using samba to share: net use * \homeserver\share {password} /user: {username} /persistent: yes /savecreds

“Seeking: Someone meticulous who can really test me, and doesn’t mind when I go multi-user.”

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

Well, the important thing is that she’s suffered. It would be nice if she was self-aware enough to understand why, but we have to take what we can get.

“Did I say that? I don’t believe I said that.”

“Have you tried installing Linux on your computer recently?”

“WTF is a computer?”

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

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x86 emulator can boot Linux

… eventually!

Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.