Define winning—cause if it isn’t generating vast amounts of bullshit hallucinations, then Brad Smith is talking out of his poop hole.

Power Supply OEMs: “Hey! We want in on the price gouging too!”

Or it’ll be like buying a used car, 36 monthly payments and your PC will finally be yours!

Where is the big bright beautiful tomorrow that we were promised?

“Gentlemen, we must fart together–or else, we shall surely fart separately!”

Now that’s a beautiful way to put it.

It’s okay, I know SQL!

Is it time to start shucking mini pcs and game consoles?

You bet your life there’s going to be some ice.

And what is the best tool?

AI! (This message brought to you by The Microsoft Marketing Dept.)

Mother.

Oh yeah? Well take a look at these Elder Scrolls over here.

Wait no, not literally! 😵‍💫 🔥

He’s Hurting the Wrong People ™️

Perfect, you’ve got it, freeze the code base.

Dunno, I’d have to put it in my ear first.

Per the article, it’s a dunk on her cheating ex-husband.