You know what would help?

Buying my Jpeg-err, NFTs.

Here’s an NFT of Trump riding a dragon and punching satan, it’s only $200 million dollars~

It’ll go to the moon, I pinky promise.

/jk

Debian is more stable.

Alternatively, we could take money away cars and put it towards public transit infrastructure

“Right next to the Microsoft building?”

“Oh that’s not Microsoft, that’s-… big hard”

We really need more browser engines floating around.

As of now we really only have 3, Webkit, Firefox Gecko, and Chromium Blink.

Everything is based on these 3. And I know, technically chromium and firefox are both based on webkit, but they’re so far gone from webkit they function as their own engines.

Okay, next plan is to start buying non-windows keyboards.

This is a band-aid solution to a problem caused by a larger issue.

Since in the US driving is an implied requirement for transportation, the barrier to entry for driving a car is absurdly low.

This is a bad solution to a bad problem caused by decades of bad decisions.

I saw “Committing tax fraud.” And immediately thought ‘Yoshi’.

Yes, except If cake were free and accessible to anyone regardless of silverware or plates.

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The cracks have been forming for a while now.

The big megacorps have been infighting. We’ve been seeing the signs of their implosion from miles away.

Now we see even Titans bleed. Nothing can stop the collapse now.

The question is what will emerge from the ashes?

Now it’s time for the xXx_Hyperloop_xXx, which will definitely, 100%, pinky promise, we swear, fix traffic congestion.

Yeah, posts are admittedly pretty samey. And While “Reposts are part of our religion” etc. etc.

Its like the 3 or 4 same articles and memes.

Communities moderated by Morals rather than Profit will always be better.

I mean it will help Lemmy. But It certainly will result in more EEE attempts on the fediverse.

This will trigger an enshittification cycle.

• 1. Underperformance per-quarter resulting in anti-user actions to increase profits.
• 2. Users leave because of anti-user actions.
• 3. Profits will decrease as users leave until the end of quarter.
• 4. Return to Step 1.

Was it Reagan? I bet it was Reagan.

It’s just Chapter 11, basically the ‘get out of losing money free’ bankruptcy.

Chances are this won’t happen. But it would be a good distraction to pass a different bill.

Eitherway, this has the makings of a smart political move.