SolidGrue

Oh! I thought “daylight savings” was another US-only thing like our Freedom units and our slobbering worship of guns.

It’s 18 minutes to Monday in London, as I write this

It’s thin gruel this week, but I’ll take it.

/Bannon!? No overthrowing the country! Not during an election year. Enough of your shit, young man, you’re in tine-out. Go sit in a corner for a few minutes and think about how you can be more subtle next time.
//slashies!

Can’t delay a trial you intend never to hear tho, right?

/case dismissed!
//s

12 doxxing secrets jurors HATE

Live by the Mango, die by the Mango.

No love for CNN here, but that was the right move this time. One hopes it’s the fresh start they needed.

(Also? One despairs that, at long last, this is that fresh start that won’t be.)

Oh I could have so much fun with this meme template.

I love this for VA-7. We need more of this

I get it. Like trump and Milwaukee, I love gin while I’m drinking it but the next morning I’m like “noooooo, why?”

This is like that, but ipso reverso.

Gosh, I dislike that trump fella.

Don’t be baffled, White House, you’re being played. We all see it. We know you see it. Quit it.

Pull back the package. Give it to Ukraine instead.

Baffled. Hah! Geopolitics 101 here. Yeesh.

I think this is the point, as much as it is indoctrination.

It will have two effects, one of which is to water down the efficacy of the US military with a bunch of disaffected conscripts and the other to attempt a capture of the “activist” years for what will be the dominant post-Boomer voting block. It is to stamp out some of the more extreme progressive tendencies, like “let’s try not suck hot shit on everything from climate to racial equality to gender equality to economic inequality.”

Software problems require software solutions.

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He needs to take Dark Brandon mainstream. Anti-hero is so hot right now.

“Brandon in my veins” has a flair to it.

Then, you’re filling the military with a bunch of people who don’t want to be there. Suddenly a sizable portion of the US military is composed of new recruits who don’t want to be there. If only half the people who come up for mandatory service actually get drafted, that’s still more people than are currently in the US military. This will do *wonders* for effectiveness and morale.

A gift for Papa Putin, you say?

Hot take. Tell me more about me?

Protected from whom,.exactly?

This is one of the more dystopian forms of ‘protected’ I’ve seen used by that camp. Nope, not buying it.

Nope, nope, nope.

This is the court doing its pro forma duties. Of course it’s a troll. It’ll amount to naught, but it’ll be fun watching Team Trump try to make hay of it.

Comedy is an art form. You need to commit to the joke.

Are they gonna take this bait and run with it??

(Narrator: They did take that bait.)

I heard people saying Comer is a drug kingpin. I don’t know whether it’s true, myself, but its certainly consistent with the opinion that the GOP is a crime syndicate.