It’s funny now that one of the lyrics in Weird Al’s “I Can’t Watch This” parody from 1990 is

I hooked up 80 channels, and each one stunk!

and 80 channels was supposed to be a ridiculously huge number.

The only time I see broadcast TV is if I’m in a hotel. I honestly can’t remember the last time I watched it in my own home, but it’s probably been around 15 years.

The short term effect of voting for the “greater evil” (or not voting at all): straight to the far, far right.

The rise of the middle class in the 50s has definitely been proven to be an anomaly in our history.

Ending climate protections

And so are you. This will eventually affect everyone on a global scale.

Wow, that link apparently went down in 1982!

At least it’s not pretending to be something it’s not, I guess.

Whatever hypothetical god created the universe.

That’s covered by possibility number 1.

Damn, the leopards didn’t stop at his face!

Or they might just make all disc drives extra attachments you have to get separately in the future.

Scoop Forever will be released any day now!

Wonder if the PS5 will be the last mass-produced Blu-ray player?