Condolences…

I hope you were able to recover.

… and the offender is an 8-year-old even-whiter female who was found in the forest graveyard several years ago with no discernible parents.

“Generate me 4096 images of pharmacy patients!”

“pharmacists seeing more patients” Implies that the queue moves quicker.
A pharmacist can only have so much time in their shift, so being able to more effectively use that time (see more people) would be a good thing.

A machine learning algorithm can be a cute fuzzy baby to depending on the pic you assign as their icon.

Then it’ll get worse again.

I’d call that karma for Reddit and Google.

Me: “Is bugger a term that denotes a bugged state?
Senior: “No. That’s just what I have it print to show if something has failed.”

Oh! I just copy pasted from the question.

How TF does it expect me to identify a person? I’m bad at identifying people I didn’t even know who it was. Had to keep trying random combinations. Rest were easy enough though. For the texting one, I kept trying the options button before realising I had to press verify.

The IT people! The DEV team’s worst nemesis! They must be stopped before we are destroyed!

I see. So that’s why people put comments before variable declarations.

WHAT THE F-

Oh! I forgot to hit ctrl-s…

Ah! So build implies non-production?

I don’t get it. How can we tell this is in prod?

It’s “JPEG xl is a superior image format that your device should support.”

Thought that seemed really cute. Nice way to try to break through social anxiety.

Then I saw that it started as a wrong number message. Then I realised…

Damn scam bots!